As Anton Chekhov wrote, if the title song of a musical is interrupted with a legal disclaimer regarding the use of copyrighted material, the first act had better end with a cease and desist order being issued to the authors. Okay, I'm paraphrasing a little, but a major point composer/bookwriter/lyricists Ethan Crystal and Garrett Poladian emphasize from time to time during their crazily mindless bit of joyful nonsen…
