A novelist, writing professor, and covert comedian named Solomon Gladman wakes up one morning in Chicago, sometime in 2022. He and his French-born wife, Daphne Bourbon (would she be named Siobhan Single-Malt were she Scots-Irish?) plan to meet Gladman's parents and sisters downtown for brunch. But Gladman begs off because of a hemorrhoid flare-up and […] The post <i>Mount Chicago</i> tries hard, but fai…