Summer is such a popular time for weddings, everyone betting the bank on happiness and receiving gifts for trying. I'm not a fan of weddings and I often find myself drifting into distraction when I'm at one. At a recent wedding, during all the pomp and circumstance and the ongoing blah blah blah, I of course had to entertain myself somehow to keep from nodding off. So, I got to thinking about showtunes about get…
